Saturday, November 4, 2006

Dear ER...

Stop trying to be relevant and hook people in with your (allegedly) can't miss storylines; no one has watched since approximately 1997. I'm also not too pleased with the vaguely threatening announcer who infers that if I do, in fact, miss tonight's "very special" episode, life may no longer be worth living, and we who miss it may perish. Possibly at the hands of said announcer. It's enough, ER; you're acting like the drunk desperate girl at the bar, and it's not attractive.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I must say I take offense. As that desperate drunk girl (maybe not in the bar with you, but certainly at your dinner table), and an avid watcher of ER (although I do admit to taking a three or four year hiatus during the sucky years) - you're not being fair. I think you dislike the announcer, but no need to attack the show or the drunk girl

metaliag said...

Oh anonymous, i totally wasn't thinking about you. That one isolated wine-related incident at that dinner does not make you the drunk girl I'm thinking about. Trust me, she's much worse than you were!