Random...

Today, while attempting to buy a bottle of water, the vendor of said water pauses, sort of cocks his head to the side, and studies me. "What?" I say. "You look like a stewardess," he says. Clearly, at this point, I'm sort of speechless, because really, what do you say to that? So, I say the only thing that comes to mind: "Actually, they're now called flight attendants." Oh, yeah. I'm smooth like that.