My good friend Stee teaches in small all-girls private school. She is very smart and pretty, and her students love her. She is also a big ol' birthday ho. She consequently "happened" to mention her upcoming 26th birthday to one of her classes at school, and the students apparently remembered. On her birthday, she entered the classroom, and was happily "surprised" by her girls, bearing a cake box. She thanked the class, and told them to save it for later. The girls, exchanged uncomfortable looks and said perhaps they should eat it now. They then explained that they had given the cake order to a bakery employee for whom English was clearly not a strong suit. The girls had requested that "Happy Birthday! The Big Two-Six!" be written on the cake. Here's what happened instead:
<----Freak-ass scary frosting clown
<---Awesomely dirty yet nonsensical birthday cake message
I don't know; I think "the big 2 sex" deserves a cake, don't you?