This Can't Be an Accident...

Today, while reading the newspaper, I noted that the annual "These toys will kill your child dead" list had been published, just in time for the holidays. Thoughtful. As I am a new mother, I started to peruse the list, helpfully provided in the paper, but I was distracted. You see, a toy called the Orbit Ball, by a company named Ja-Ru, had made the list, and of all the deadly killer toys on the list, the paper chose to display a picture of Orbit Ball. Now, Orbit Ball, for those of you who have not seen it, resembles...balls. And the paper chose to display the Orbit Ball in the most um..teste-riffic way. (Don't tell me it was an accident, Daily News!) It just looked so inappropriate. Because I am five years old, I found this extremely funny. I also of course thought, "perfect! I have found my blog post for tonight!" Unfortunately, the internet is not a fan of Orbit Ball, so I couldn't share it with you all. Not a picture to be found! I searched high, I searched low, but to no avail. I found another identically named product, but believe me, it is not the inappropriate toy that I saw earlier today. Undeterred, I kept searching. And then I found it. Not Orbit Ball, but perhaps something even better. Even more wildly inappropriate. It's a toy made by the same company, so I have to assume they're a big ol' bunch of perverts. It's just too much of a coincidence. Take a look and see for yourself; notice anything...interesting about Air Foam Fling Shot?