~Onion bagel (fine.)
~Cream cheese (okay.)
~Sausage (with cream cheese?! Getting worse...) and...
~GRAPE JAM!!!!!!Think about it now. All those tastes, together. The jam, the sausage...My mind, it is boggled. As nasty as that is, my primary question upon seeing this was not, "How in the hell are you going to eat this?" but rather, "In the name of all that is holy, how did you come to put these things together in the first place?!"