Thursday, April 5, 2007

I. Have. No. Words.

(Sort of NSFW.)

23 comments:

Married Jen said...

My jaw is on the floor.

With drool dripping down.

And tears rolling down my face from laughter.

Scary thought. I thought when famous people had to do PSA's in the 80's it meant that they had actually committed that crime. FONZIE will forever be tarnished to me.

Libragirl said...

I don't care how old I get, anus, is always going to make me laugh

BEST SONG EVER

Now, I have to drink to get that out of my head

Martha said...

Quite, I'll be singing about vulvas all day long

abbersnail said...

Holy. Fuck.

This is the most... AMAZING... thing I've ever seen!!! I am literally crying from laughing.

chirky said...

Okay, I know the song was disturbing. As was the Fonz.

But truthfully, more videos like this should be out there.

As a survivor of both childhood and adulthood sexual abuse, I can attest that this topic is not taught often ENOUGH.

I'm actually leading a recovery group right now for women right now, and had they seen a video like this when they were younger, perhaps they (we) wouldn't be in the places in life that we're in right now.

That's all. :)

chirky said...

Crap. You mean I can't delete my comment? Because that bit with all the repetition of "right now" in the second to last paragraph? Is bugging me.

We get it, Jes. That group is going on RIGHT NOW.

Pelc said...

Joke overload...........head exploding...............HELP!!!!

LVGurl said...

Dang it! The sound went kaput on my computer, so all I can see is THE FONZ/Henry Winkler talking and talking and I can't read lips.

Somehow I remember watching this as a kid...

nabbalicious said...

There's just...so much...I don't know where to begin! But I'm going to be singing the penis/vulva/anus song all day, I know that much.

SUEB0B said...

Ooh, now it is the worst thing ever that I get songs stuck in my head. All day long, I will be going ..."and anus is the proper word!"

Lawyerish said...

Wow. I...wow. This might be equally the greatest and the most disturbing thing ever.

Kim said...

Thanks a lot!

I checked out that video last night and as I lay in bed trying desperately to fall asleep...all I could hear was that stupid (ok, and funny) song!!!

Jackie said...

I think this deserves an OMGWTF?!?

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Christine said...

Fuck, it's only ten in the morning and I will be singing about vulvas and the penis all day long. (Also, although it's a vagina some people call it a virginia? Who? I ask, WHO?)

Angella said...

I, also, have no words :)

stefanie said...

Oh my. So, basically every reaction has been covered now, but can I just ask the obvious question of what it was you were actually looking for when you stumbled across this amazing gem? I must know.

claire said...

oh god, i think we listen to the same morning radio show... when i heard it on the radio i NEEDED to go home to see the video and then forgot all about it.

Metalia, thank you for finding this and posting it. because OHMYDEARGOD. THE SONG. OH GOD THE SONG.

metalia said...

Stefanie (and Claire)-- I learned of this video's existence from the morning talk show that J and I listen to each morning in the car on our way to the train (Claire, it's Opie and Anthony...I assume that's who you listen to, also?). They were talking about it and playing snippets, while J and I repeatedly died from laughter. At one point, J gasped, "I...can't...drive!" Needless to say, I Googled like a madwoman until I found the glorious video. :)

Pelc said...

Just so you all know, this is actually only a piece of a 42 minute video (I did some research on IMDB and I've already ordered the soundtrack).
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307516/

Julianna said...

Perhaps in the 42-minute version is would seem less... blunt? Psychadelic?

jonniker said...

I can't stop watching it. ANUS. VULVA.

It's been four times since you posted it and yet...I am unstoppable. Oh my stinking HELL that is hilarious, PSA or not, sorry. It's hysterical.

ANUS. BAH!

don't call me MA'AM said...

The funniest/scariest part of this video is the guitar-playing, overalls-wearing dude looks like the mugshots of many molestors.

I'm still trying to think how I could not have seen this when growing up. The Fonz was everywhere. And, so was Mariette Hartley. But who the hell is Sol???