…that I must do this in a listy fashion:
1. Toopweets is almost 1. That is insane.
2. My husband met Oprah on an escalator this past week. For realsies.
3. I cannot tell you the joy it gives me to see a man with a handlebar mustache. I could be having the shittiest day, but if I see a dude rocking one of those bad boys, I will start grinning nonstop. Because handlebar mustaches are funny.
4. Apropos of which, so is this (because it cannot be said enough, I am 5).
5. Ever the bandwagon jumper, I joined twitter. Um, now what? How do I add friends and stuff, (thus furthering my quest of completely wasting all the free time I have)? Help.
6. This book is phenomenal;
7. To be continued here