First and foremost, I love each and every one of you SO VERY MUCH for your San Francisco suggestions. I want to buy you all pretty, shiny things, but I can’t afford that much lip gloss. Or postage. Would you settle for a recipe for the most fabulous, decadent caramel cake IN THE WORLD? Let me know.
Thing the second: I’ve been in the market for a new hairstyle, and Whoorl has accommodated my request in spades. I’m torn between my many options, but right now, the “Hillary Clinton” is luring me in with its beautiful siren song. Thanks, Whoorl!
Thing the third: Let’s say you’re pregnant, and embarking upon a cross country flight in a few short days. Your usual go-to travel pants are a bit snug at this point. WHAT DO YOU WEAR? Do you wear yoga pants and risk looking like you’re on your way to the gym, or do you suck it up and wear a pair of your ludicrously pricey maternity jeans, which while ass-flatteringly fantastic, probably won’t be comfortable after sitting in them for SIX HOURS?
Thing the fourth: And this probably deserves more backstory than I’m giving it here, but…what’s the appropriate amount of time to wait--with nothing on, mind you, but for a thin paper sheet--until your hottie obstetrician returns to the room for your checkup? I mean, how long, really, would you give it until you hopped off the table wrapped in your paper toga, and sauntered into the hall to inquire about his whereabouts? Five minutes? Ten? I MUST KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD'VE DONE.
Thing the fifth: Speaking of my trip, I need something to read! As we all know, I don’t do so well when I’m flying, and it’s not like I can let my old friend vodka distract me this time. What’s the best book you’ve read recently? Something I can really get lost in, and forget that I’m in a large metal tube hurtling at breakneck speeds miles above the earth’s surface? On a similar note, any must-download music suggestions?