(A note to my ObGyn’s office: For the love of God, get sinks with THICKER EDGES!)
As you may have surmised, I had a prenatal checkup yesterday. And as I am rapidly learning, I’m apparently incapable of getting through one without incident, and hope they don’t think I was trying to get them back for The Glucola Incident. In any case, the day did get better almost immediately, as Peefest ’08 was followed by a glimpse of Kawika at 31 weeks:
I know I’ve been AWOL lately; or --considering my sporadic posting habits-- more AWOL than usual. You see, I’ve been celebrating Passover (specially themed “Ask A Jew” post to follow!), which involves lots of eating, traveling, time with J's family and mine, and of course, using all of my strength to refrain from publicly mocking one of our family members for reading a book during our time together entitled Desperately Seeking a Duke. Did you ever see that episode of Friends where Joey finds Rachel’s trashy book about the vicar? THIS BOOK ACTUALLY HAS A VICAR. And a Marquis! And someone named Rafe! How could I NOT make fun?
Oh, and speaking of awful literature, I must bring this book to your attention. I first heard about My Beautiful Mommy this last week from a friend who works in publishing, and I was HORRIFIED. It's a children’s book which invites you to “join a young girl as her Mommy goes through her plastic surgery experience and learn how the entire family pitches in to help Mommy achieve her beautiful results.”
Um, oh my God?
I seriously never believed there could be a more disturbingly hilarious children’s book than the one about Latawnya, the drug-addicted horse, but clearly I was wrong.
And since I’m all over the place today, you hopefully will not mind if I leave you with a simple -- yet random-- question: Have you ever purposely worn a black bra under a white shirt?
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27 comments:
I purposely wore a black bra under a white tank top back in my heyday.
That is seriously a book? Woah!
I just love ultrasound photos. The end.
Um, not on purpose, no.
And?
I posted about that book. It creeps me out (And I've had work done!)
Um... no to the black bra and a no freakin' way to both the books! What is this world coming to?
Yay for ultrasound pics!
Not on purpose, but I have definitely wondered if I had the balls to do it. Well, except that i have no balls and no desire to have them, being female and happy about that fact and all.
HI, I'm all over the place too!
yes - when i try on different outfits in the morning, but don't bother to change my bra everytime - several times i'll just leave the black bra that i already have on under the white shirt that i decided on wearing. meh - sometimes there is just not enough time in the mornings to care...
I did the black bra/white shirt thing once but only because I was trying to get a rise out of my mother. She's a firm believer in the whole no white after labor day thing *le sigh* Being a wild and crazy single gal now, she expects me to do dress like I'm 22. Sometimes it's fun to prove her right and watch her die of fashion horror.
What a sweet baby in your belly!
And, no.
I have never purposely done it, but this girl I totally had a girl crush on in fashion design school always did it and I always WANTED to do it, but felt like I would be copying her.
Now I think I'm too old to pull it off - Not that 27 is old, but I wonder if anything out of college is too old for that sort of sassy behavior ;)
i have never worn a black bra under a white shirt. i'm pretty sure i didn't have any boobs yet when that was popular ;)
yay! babies!
and ps. Latawnya is still way more disturbing
Awww, what a cute profile.
Yes but it was in high school. And to my defense (or maybe it makes it worse) it was accompanied by pants a million sizes too big with a god awful belt.
What is that about Obgyn's sinks? They are all tiny with no surface space. Seriously? How many of us have had that problem with balancing the pee and praying it won't tip while you're pulling up your pants!
At least you didn't have to clean up the pee!
I have never worn a black bra under a white shirt.
only when i was working the streets as a crack-whore.
I did in junior high because it was a catholic school and you could totally see a black lacey victoria's secret number. And you had to go home and change so I got to watch Ricki Lake instead of go to math class.
Not on purpose with a black bra, but I used to have a lime green one that I would wear. Does that count?
Cute profile! by the way
I read about that book last week, but I did not see pictures! Oh my word; it's even worse than I thought! Thank you for sharing. Oh my.
As for the white shirt and black bra, no, but I do remember an episode of Who's the Boss? where Samantha and her friends talked about rocking that.
I heard about that book on perex- i guess it's key demographis is celeb kids.
no i cant say that I have purposely worn a black bra under a white shirt.
I saw that book at the library last week. I picked it up. Looked at it. And then set it down and walked off to go and wash my hands.
Oh, and does wearing a blue bra under a mesh shirt to a club in the 90's count?
Dude, it was hott.
Only if I'm wearing something else over the white shirt that I will not be taking off!
Yes, I've done it, I still occasionally do it. And yes, I'm old.
Mostly because I don't care and sometimes I think it's funny. And, I like my boobs and think they deserve to be showcased.
;)
Have not worn the black bra white shirt look. Have tried on some other equally hoochie/trashy outfits for a mix up though.
Also, yay on the ultrasound pics.
And BOO on the mommy plastic surgery child's book. Latawnya the smoking horse is one upped.
No, but Count Mockula http://countmockula.blogspot.com was in a punk band who had a song featuring the lyrics: black bra white shirt (I think it was called White Trash Girl or something like that).
PS If you got rid of the snap preview, that would make me ever so happy.
The horse book made my day. Hil-ar-E-ous!
Circa 2000-2001 I used to go to clubs wearing just a bra. No top at all (but trousers, obviously). So who am I to judge a black bra/white shir combo? But still, no. I haven't done that.
Shirt. White shirt.
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