I enjoy-slash-am-haunted-by-slash-possibly-need-to-rewatch Black Swan.
I love the costumes and makeup in Black Swan.
I spend an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out Some Stuff That Happened in the Movie.
I know what I need to do next.
I start out looking like this. That is to say, like a street urchin. I was just running, if it's any excuse. That is a fantastic Giants shirt I'm wearing. Nothing to do with anything, I'm just saying.
I then pull out this crap. Toner, followed by powder. Red lip liner, red lipstick. Black eyeliner on eyes and then over red lips.
Hair-in-tight-bun time!
Ta da! Black Swan! Or...Juggalo.
DEFINITELY Juggalo.
Photo credit: FX/It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Which you should be watching. In addition to The League.
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21 comments:
You know, I hadn't even noticed that Natalie Portman resembles a juggalo in that poster. But now that you mention it, OMG NATALIE PORTMAN IS A JUGGALO, ISN'T SHE?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE LOOKING AT TWO IDENTICAL PICTURES OF BLACK SWAN.
AHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUGGALO.
Wait. Is this your subtle way of saying that your secret identity is really Natalie Portman?
THIS IS HAUNTING ME.
Remember that time I went to a CLE on Juggalos? MY JOB IS AWESOME.
ICP are Jesus Freaks, didn't you hear?
I'm not sure what that revelation has to do with this post, but I thought I'd bring it to your attention, BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.
where, pray tell, did you find that most awesome bejeweled tiara?
HELLO next year's Halloween costume.
Pshaw. Her crown isn't even bejeweled. You so win.
I agree, your tiara is better. Also, don't forget that in teh moviez they have PhotoShop and professional makeup artists. You're a totally awesome ballerina princess!
HA! BRILLIANT. (You AND It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.)
AHAHAAAAAAAAA.
(What did J have to say about this?)
JUGGALO!
Hahahahahaha!
AWESOME!
LMAO!
hahhahhahhahah! there are really no words for this. i love it.
I had never heard of Black Swan until last night's 30 Rock (that bit was hilarious, by the way!). Also, The League is one of the funniest shows on tv!!!
That is awesome- too funny :)
I just love you.
And It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. (Why is EVERYONE not watching that show?)
I think I have a plastic tiara at home. And I don't have a daughter. So there. I might be doing this tonight.
Also, It's Always Sunny is the best show on TV. I also like The League, but not as much, because while all the characters in both shows need a good punching, The League guys need it way worse and sometimes make me seriously afraid for the future of humankind. Because, it turns out, I know those guys.
I...just...
I don't even have words right now.
You are so incredibly beyond awesome.
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