Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Stone v. Aniston: A Hair Quandary

Exciting news! I'm finally getting my hair cut and colored on Thursday night. This appointment is LONG OVERDUE, and I probably should've warned you about this truly thrilling AND groundbreaking development in all of our lives before just SPRINGING IT ON YOU like that. My apologies. I change up my hair so rarely that whenever I do, I become wrapped up in What I Shall Decide On, and How It Will Look, and oh, god. Now you're just going to suffer along with me, I'm afraid.

I deliberated, and settled on my plan -- Emma Stone red -- (so perfect for fall! Maybe?) when I mentioned the hair appointment to my mom earlier this evening.


Now, my mom is genuinely the kindest person I know, but she also does not mince words when it comes to my hair. ("I did not like what you did last time." -- My mom.) She then told me to make it "brown-gold," because I "don't have the skin tone for that red." And what it came down to, really, was that I should go back to my original hair color. ANYway, at first I scoffed, but then I was like, "huh, brown- gold could work...maybe?"



Credit: InStyle

(While I have sufficiently ensured that my husband is MOS DEF no longer reading this post, does anyone have any connections for Book of Mormon tickets? The show is forever sold out, and I would like for it to be a Magical Anniversary/Chanukah/Columbus Day Surprise, one which it seems near impossible to achieve, assuming I do NOT wish to part with my kidneys! Totally willing to pay full price! JUST WANT TO KEEP MY KIDNEYS.)

(I am a strategy MASTER.)

(Back to the hair!)

SO, before I ask you to weigh in (AND I WILL), here's a picture of me/my hair taken three minutes ago. (I had attempted a tousled wave thing at 5:45 this morning, which went exactly as well as you would expect for pre-dawn hair styling, and now it is nearly 15 hours later):

Now, I don't like to talk about this much, because I feel funny bragging, but I'm kind of a photo editing wizard. In order for you to have a true vision of the options here, I've taken the liberty of showing you both potential choices as realistically as I can with my (copious) skills:




 Okay, NOW you can weigh in. Auburn-ish? Or Golden-Caramel-Brown-ish? Please advise!

27 comments:

LizScott said...

Auburnish. Without question. You go now and Emma Stone yourself.

Abby - Bright Yellow World said...

I'm going gold-brown. Or the "right" auburn - I'd totally just ask your stylist. Either way, you'll look gorgeous!

Erin said...

The only reason I would recommend caramel brown is because my hair has turned out purple the last 2 times I've tried to go red. But I'm pretty sure it was due to the complete ignorance of my idiot colorist (me).

So...auburn-ish. It really IS perfect for fall!

Kat said...

Auburn-ish! Just talk to your stylist so they pick the right tones for your skin - it will look amazing!

(Golden-caramel, to me, screams spring-almost summer. Not autumn).

Burgh Baby said...

Unless you can get that EXACT red and that EXACT style shown in your wondrous PhotoShop image, I vote golden-caramel-brownish.

Diane said...

Definitely auburn-ish. It's so much better for fall. Maybe try the golden color in spring or summer?

Maura said...

Loving the gold dreadlocks. I think an auburn would look pretty. Maybe not as red as Emma Stone. In any event, I'm sure it will be gorgeous.

Missy Carvin said...

Auburn! Auburn! Auburn! That golden-brown is hard to do, hard to maintain and hard to pull off. Auburn? Classic.

Signed,
Proud Bottle Ginger

Sarah said...

I'm only weighing in because you asked, but I'm thinking that if you're paying a pro, I say go red.

Auburn up!

Carrisa said...

Jennifer Aniston has my dream hair color. I would give anything to be able to achieve it. So, I vote for that. Good luck!

Lawyerish said...

Ah, this is a tough one because I have seen auburns go very wrong. On the other hand, I think I could see that on you more than a blonder look. So I'd say if you trust your colorist then tell her to Emma Stone you.

alimartell said...

RED.
There is no question here.

Anonymous said...

a darker golden-caramel-brown. :)

samantha said...

Let me just say had it not been for those visuals I'd be sitting here drooling, wondering where my green jello mosied off too. But! I am focused and have my final answer!

Caramel. Yes.

ZDub said...

Auburn.

Duh. :)

M&Co. said...

I think those gold dreadlocks are you!

Kristabella said...

Auburnish FOR SURE!

Amy in StL said...

I tried to go blondish - and despite my boyfriend looooving it (I think he has issues) - it looked horrible on me. So if you liked going red before, go for it. But I find auburn way harder to keep up than carmel blonde.

Kate said...

ok have to delurk for this one. Your hair 'body' seems similar to mine. As far as color - both will work with your skin tone (yay!) however, if you want your hair to appear thicker/fuller, go with the caramel/gold/brown with many tones. OH I HAVE IT! auburn with brownish/golden highlights - best of both worlds.
please post an after ASAP.

GeekGirl said...

OK, I noticed in your pic you're rocking an awesome jewel-toned shirt. If you can pull off the jewel tones, you can pull off the auburn. Trust a brunette who has a (naturally) red-headed sister!

Megs said...

Ooooh, I like the auburn. But I've always loved JA's hair...so I'm no help.

Re: BoM, maybe StubHub? Still marked up though (um, at least double...). Do they release any that day? I went last month and people were waiting outside will call for last minute SRO seats.

Elz said...

Emma Stone fo sho. Mad photo editing skillz by the way.

Isabel said...

I don't know what it is about your photo editing skills but they crack me up BIG TIME.

And while I don't have tickets to the play "The Book of Mormon", I can send you an actual Book of Mormon FOR FREE.

:-)

sarah said...

The golden brown is SO Tami Taylor. I'm thinking about doing it to my head. Along with some hoop earrings and aviators, of course.

Giselle said...

I say golden brown!

Mo said...

About this time last year I went from my usual blonde to auburn and I LOVED it. LOVED, LOVED, LOVED! (Sorry—I didn't mean to get so shouty!)

However, the maintenance on red is a lot. I was in that salon chair every three weeks to keep my locks that luscious red and it was a time suck (never mind what it did to my wallet). I was able to extend it with some of those great new at-home color kits, but dude, the red is a lot of work.

Adventures In Babywearing said...

I am sure either will look fab on you- so... what did you choose? Update!


Steph